15 FUNNY STAR WARS DISNEY ADS
11.19.09
The six pictures below and the nine more at thechive are from Disney-MGM’s ad campaign for Star Wars weekends. As great as these are, they still left some out:
- Jek Tono Porkins asking for a seat belt extension.
- Jar Jar Banks doing the “bend and spread ‘em” while a rubber-gloved TSA agent smirks in the foreground. That’s profiling!
- Hayden Christensen’s Vader at the duty-free shop trying to buy tampons. For his vagina.
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I was at Disney 2 years ago for Star Wars weekend. Actually a pretty awesome experience. Anyone who’s a SW phreaq like me needs to do it once.
Ummm… Disney-MGM Studios doesn’t exist anymore. It’s been called Disney Hollywood Studios ever since Disney’s contract with MGM expired.
What about Ponda Baba flossing with a g-string?
Yak-face asks for a barf bag!
Darth Maul gets a half-price ticket!
Wedge Antilles ends up being the sole survivor of the plane crash!
Mace Windu finds a snake on the plane!
Airport bar as Tatooine cantina. No makeup required, the Delta stews get more frightening and grotesque every year.
Luke commandeers a Donald Duck float from the SpectroMagic parade to go to the Tosche Station!!!
C3PO getting racially profiled for his golden complexion.
Gentlemen, how do I get a proper account to post here (and at warming glow, while we’re at it?). Life on the data highway is so confusing. Do I have to insert my Floppy Dick into your A:\?
rutger-set up a word press account