BRAD PITT ENTERS DARK VOID?
11.20.09
Hollywood continues its neverending quest to option every video game before it’s even released. Capcom’s third-person shooter “Dark Void” is coming out next January, unlike your cousin, who will come out at Thanksgiving dinner this year. (Sorry to ruin the surprise, but I can deny our love no longer!)
Reliance BIG Entertainment and Brad Pitt’s company Plan B are already developing the Dark Void feature film as a potential Brad Pitt vehicle.
“Void” centers on a a cargo pilot named Will (Pitt’s presumed character) who, after crashing in the Bermuda Triangle, ends up in a parallel universe where a band of humans must fight an alien threat they had long been thought extinct. Will and the other humans are outmanned but have a number of weapons and powers to help them beat back the alien incursion. [THR]
How can Will Smith not be involved in this? Watch the first of the two clips below and tell me you can’t see him flying around in that rocketeer suit and saying “Welcome to parallel universe Earf” after punching that alien-robot lookin’ thing.

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An alien threat we have long thought to be extinct?
What, are they Pompeiians?
This is but one of many young dark voids that Pitt’s going to find himself in after he and Angelina finally split.
…an alien threat they had long been thought extinct.
Employed Puerto Ricans?
Wow, it’s like someone’s slash fanfic about Boba Fett come to life! (Boba Pitt?)
“Brat Pitt enters Dark Void?”
Option 1: Jennifer Aniston’s finally convinced him to come back?
Option 2: Angelina adopted another baby, obscuring the last bit of sunlight peeking in through the windows?
Option 3: Follow up headline: “San Francisco erupts into a spontaneous parade and musical numbers.”
I love brad pitt. He’s a great actor but i have to say that this should be given to will smith
I love Alicia Keys very much. I really look up to her and i love all her music! I really like “Like you never see me again”