11.18.09 HITMAN MONKEY? HITMAN MONKEY.
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Hitman Monkey will debut in a Marvel digital comic — the first character to ever do so – then make appearances in Deadpool and Spider-Man.
“Hitman Monkey is a soulful, tortured, jazz-loving 30-pound engine of destruction,” explains Executive Editor Axel Alonso. “Think Chow Yun Fat from ‘The Killer’ as a monkey. To be specific, [a Japanese Macaque] monkey.” [...]
“Let’s be clear: HITMAN MONKEY is the harrowing tale of a Macaque monkey from the mountains of Japan who, though fate and circumstance, is transformed into the world’s deadliest assassin,” Alonso continues. “I fail to see what could be funny about-oh. I see your point.” [marvel]
Hitman Monkey is my power animal. He makes Macaque tingle.
[Thanks to Nathan for one of these pics.]







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Hey bitch…yeah you..in the maroon car. The one advantage you have over those legions of monkeys? YOU’RE IN A CAR…with a gas pedal…