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11.18.09 HITMAN MONKEY? HITMAN MONKEY.

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Hitman Monkey will debut in a Marvel digital comic — the first character to ever do so  – then make appearances in Deadpool and Spider-Man. 

“Hitman Monkey is a soulful, tortured, jazz-loving 30-pound engine of destruction,” explains Executive Editor Axel Alonso. “Think Chow Yun Fat from ‘The Killer’ as a monkey. To be specific, [a Japanese Macaque] monkey.” [...]
“Let’s be clear: HITMAN MONKEY is the harrowing tale of a Macaque monkey from the mountains of Japan who, though fate and circumstance, is transformed into the world’s deadliest assassin,” Alonso continues. “I fail to see what could be funny about-oh. I see your point.” [marvel]

Hitman Monkey is my power animal.  He makes Macaque tingle.



[Thanks to Nathan for one of these pics.]

10 Comments » BY: RoboPanda | TAGS: COMIC BOOKS, Deadpool, HITMAN MONKEY, Marvel, MONKEYS, Spider-Man
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There are 10 comments about:
HITMAN MONKEY? HITMAN MONKEY.

November 19th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Leapin_Lizards says:

Hey bitch…yeah you..in the maroon car. The one advantage you have over those legions of monkeys? YOU’RE IN A CAR…with a gas pedal…

November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Stonecutter says:

I’m adding Hitman Monkey underoos to my Christmas list.

November 23rd, 2009 at 3:42 am
Burt says:

obviously John Travolta

November 23rd, 2009 at 6:37 am
alexx says:

obviously John Travolta!

November 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 pm
luke says:

obviously john stamos

November 24th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
commenter says:

i must say i enjoy some of the other marvel characters a bit more

November 26th, 2009 at 9:58 am
skeewhiff says:

They all pale in comparison to gangsta chimp, BEHOLD:
http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g69/41669/41669_1123626292.jpg

November 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Edwin Shy says:

LOL Hitman Monkey

December 3rd, 2009 at 8:49 am
tv says:

looks very much my old character gunmokey…. check yourself

http://aseapina.kissagalleria.com/

December 30th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Alan Whickers says:

His first target: George Allen.

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