Comments on: SHOCK THE MONKEY http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey GammaSquad is the geek blog that knows who shot first, but isn't telling. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:52:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Leapin_Lizards http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-287 Leapin_Lizards Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:09:56 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-287 I'll stick with solar power thank you very much /takes off pants and stands by window I’ll stick with solar power thank you very much

/takes off pants and stands by window

]]> By: Stone Soup http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-281 Stone Soup Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:00:35 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-281 To Yoram's credit, he did fashion his shock wave machine in the likeness of Giada de Laurentis's open-mouthed face. To Yoram’s credit, he did fashion his shock wave machine in the likeness of Giada de Laurentis’s open-mouthed face.

]]> By: Dormammu http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-267 Dormammu Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:28:53 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-267 You two are too "fucking friends" and you know it! You two are too “fucking friends” and you know it!

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-266 ChinoMoreno Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:21:26 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-266 Held up for 3 months??? Puts Sting's 8 hrs to shame. Held up for 3 months??? Puts Sting’s 8 hrs to shame.

]]> By: Jacktion! http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-265 Jacktion! Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:18:47 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-265 I'm not your fucking friend, erswi. I’m not your fucking friend, erswi.

]]> By: AEVC again http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-264 AEVC again Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:02:43 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-264 So, how exactly do you create shockwaves? I've got a giant gong, will that do? So, how exactly do you create shockwaves? I’ve got a giant gong, will that do?

]]> By: Erswi http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-263 Erswi Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:55:11 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-263 Can these same shockwaves be used to stimulate blood vessel growth in a much more northerly portion of the male anatomy? Say for instance . . . the cranium? WHAT? IT'S NOT FOR ME! IT'S FOR A FRIEND! * *Jack! Can these same shockwaves be used to stimulate blood vessel growth in a much more northerly portion of the male anatomy? Say for instance . . . the cranium?

WHAT? IT’S NOT FOR ME! IT’S FOR A FRIEND! *

*Jack!

]]> By: Dormammu http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-262 Dormammu Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:51:36 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-262 Meh, if he/she/it weighs more than 132 lbs, hack off an arm. If that takes he/she/it to under 132 lbs? Hack off the rest. Man, who knew erectile dysfunction was so sexy? Meh, if he/she/it weighs more than 132 lbs, hack off an arm. If that takes he/she/it to under 132 lbs? Hack off the rest. Man, who knew erectile dysfunction was so sexy?

]]> By: Erswi http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-260 Erswi Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:27:33 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-260 Is it too early to make a <i>Taste The Rainbow</i> joke? God, I hope it is. Is it too early to make a Taste The Rainbow joke?

God, I hope it is.

]]> By: Jacktion! http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/11/shock-the-monkey#comment-259 Jacktion! Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:10:12 +0000 http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/?p=955#comment-259 I always give myself massages. They all have fappy endings. I always give myself massages.

They all have fappy endings.

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