darktower

   Hey, there might be a vase for that in the tower.

Stephen King announced he would start writing another Dark Tower book eight months from now, which means the book should be done nine months from now.  Mark your calendars.  It’s the same week I’m having Jude Law’s baby (shut up, everybody’s doing it).  The book (working title: The Wind Through The Keyhole) is likely to cover events taking place between the fourth and fifth books of the series.  Spoiler alert: I heard a rumor Stephen King will write himself into the book, the plot of which will hinge on everyone trying to warn Stephen about the importance of weatherstripping his windows.  See, that’s why it’s called The Wind Through The Keyhole.  If you’ve read the last book, you know I’m right.