TIME FOR LYNX
11.25.09
This commercial isn’t allowed near its ex-girlfriend’s home or workplace anymore. [WarmingGlow]
As much as I Robject to this, I’m Robligated to Robjectively inform you about Robsessed, the two-DVD Robumentary on Rob “Spunk Ransom” Pattinson. These Twilight fans are really Robjectifying this guy. [Filmdrunk]
These are the dumbest superpowers ever, via Comicsalliance. There was seriously a guy called “Arms Fall Off Boy” who would pull off an arm and beat people with it. He was eventually defeated by “Blogger with a Glock 19″.
Five videos of legal drug use (obviously not filmed at my house on Sherm Wednesday), including Vin Diesel on helium and cats high as hell. [Urlesque]
Speaking of drugs (am I ever not?), here are some classic newspaper clips about the eeeevils of marijuana. [HailMaryJane]
And finally, Asylum posits the question: would you put your pitbull in a Vick jersey? Yes. Yes I would. And then I’d train him like this:


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Seriously, those Twilight people are scaring the hell out of me.
I have a confession to make. I used to wear ZCavaricci jeans in High School. I didn’t wear them nearly as well as this dapper motherfucker, though. Plus, I didn’t have a bitchin’ mustache or a lynx.
J, nice freakin spot on the tag there. I didn’t even notice it and I wore the fuck outta my Z’s.
What’s the guy equivalent of Twilight?
I’mma go with the Victoria Secret fashion show
Soul Destroying Narcotics? Where do I sign up????