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This commercial isn’t allowed near its ex-girlfriend’s home or workplace anymore.  [WarmingGlow]

As much as I Robject to this, I’m Robligated to Robjectively inform you about Robsessed, the two-DVD Robumentary on Rob “Spunk Ransom” Pattinson.  These Twilight fans are really Robjectifying this guy. [Filmdrunk]

These are the dumbest superpowers ever, via Comicsalliance.  There was seriously a guy called “Arms Fall Off Boy” who would pull off an arm and beat people with it.  He was eventually defeated by “Blogger with a Glock 19″.

Five videos of legal drug use (obviously not filmed at my house on Sherm Wednesday), including Vin Diesel on helium and cats high as hell. [Urlesque]

Speaking of drugs (am I ever not?), here are some classic newspaper clips about the eeeevils of marijuana. [HailMaryJane]

And finally, Asylum posits the question: would you put your pitbull in a Vick jersey?  Yes.  Yes I would.  And then I’d train him like this:

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