TIME LORDS LOVE THIS COMPUTER
11.23.09
The first episode of Doctor Who (“An Unearthly Child”) aired on this day in 1963, which is all the reason I need to post this classic clip. Back in 1980, the 4th Doctor (Tom Baker) and the other Time Lord we all knew that pimpmaster deluxe was banging (Lalla Ward) made these four ads for Prime Computers. As an added surprise, Rowan Atkinson voices the alien in the last ad. I think that hugenormous computer might be the Prime 750, in which case here are its mindblowing specs:
- 2 to 4 MB of RAM
- 1200 MB hard drive
- “It’s terribly interactive.”
- A 9-track tape unit, plotter, and printer
- Measures scarves and dispenses relationship advice
- Could handle 1 MIPS (as a comparison, the computer I’m typing this on can handle over 50,000 MIPS, and I still want to throw it under a bus when it doesn’t load pictures of Sinbad quickly enough.)
- Cost more than it would take to have Sinbad come to your house in a gingham apron and bake sugar cookies with you. [citation needed].
[via ToplessRobot]

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I thought I was pretty hot shit in Junior High when I could make a kaleidoscope appear on the tiny assed monitor of the school’s AppleII.
You’ve come a long way, computer. Now if you could just completely erase all the porn when I ask you to…
You sure about the 1200mb? I was rocking an 8088 back in 1986 and it only had a 50mb hard drive.
I suppose wikipedia never lies.
Sinbad the sailor or Sinbad the greatest comedian of all-time?
Burnsy, what do you think? This is Sinbad’s house!
ROBOT DOG WITH LASERS OR GTFO!
You’d need a TARDIS to fit that bad boy in.
Traci Lords loves my computer.
That’s how I got finger herpes.
i forgot what i wanted to say.
oh, are you english blog boy? you have fine taste and a dry sense of humour. am i correct?
If I don’t have to deal with any Dell Customer Support people I’ll buy it