11.23.09 TWILIGHT LANDED RECORDS, MISSED CONNECTION

    Clever girl.

Twilight broke several records last weekend, including biggest opening day ($72.7 million), biggest midnight showing ($26.3 million), biggest opening weekend of 2009 and third-largest of all time ($140.7 million).  It also sparked a hope-it’s-fake-but-kinda-not-hoping-it’s-fake Craigslist posting.   Look at this f’n love connection:

fargo craigslist – personals – missed connections
New Moon midnight showing – m4w – 27 (Fargo, ND)
Date: 2009-11-20, 9:35AM CST
i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”

This guy seems legit.

Speaking of legit dudes, the video below (NSFW language) has Kevin Smith giving his opinion about Twilight at this year’s San Diego Comic Con: