
We’re doomed.
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Doooooooooomed. According to Asylum, the word “vampire” was the fourth most-commonly used word in the media and on the internet.
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Below is the newest video from Parry Gripp (AKA the “hamster on a piano” guy), and a video that is likely viral marketing for AstroBoy.
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25 Awesome Cubicle Pranks. Is it wrong that I’m really hoping the “North Pole” cubicle belongs to a dwarf? [Holytaco]
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Patton Oswalt parodies The Room. To celebrate, I’m putting Oswalt references in the rest of this post. [Filmdrunk]
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I hope KFC adds ”Techno Chicken” to their menu next to their famous sadness bowls. [CollegeHumor]
- Thimble the mini-pig plays the keyboard. Awww, he thinks he’s people. [Urlesque]
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Warming Glow found this horrible product, and now I’m writing a horrible jingle for it. Freeeeeeedom traaaay, freeeedom traaay. Stuffing our maws and sticking it to the terr-o-rists!
[Photo by Gavin Lines]

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Does this mean you dont want the Freedom tray I bought you for Christmas? It’s imported, they call it the French tray.
EAT YOUR FUCKING ROYALE WITH CHEESE ON YOUR FRENCH TRAY…NOW!!!
“Paranormal Romance?” There isn’t enough eye-rolling in the world.
Is “Paranormal Romance” the new euphemism for ghost fucking? You know, when you bust one and nothing comes out.
Turns out West Virginia was right all along – illiteracy is the way to go