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	<title>Comments on: MONKEYS ARE ASSUREDLY PLOTTING AGAINST US</title>
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		<title>By: Leapin_Lizards</title>
		<link>http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/12/monkeys-are-assuredly-plotting-against-us#comment-809</link>
		<dc:creator>Leapin_Lizards</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So Steve dies but Lindsay Lohan is still alive? Fuck that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Steve dies but Lindsay Lohan is still alive? Fuck that.</p>
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		<title>By: AEVC again</title>
		<link>http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/12/monkeys-are-assuredly-plotting-against-us#comment-797</link>
		<dc:creator>AEVC again</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These aren&#039;t the same monkeys that super strength serum was being tested on, are they? 

Klaus Zuberbühler doesn&#039;t sound very Scottish. More Irish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These aren&#8217;t the same monkeys that super strength serum was being tested on, are they? </p>
<p>Klaus Zuberbühler doesn&#8217;t sound very Scottish. More Irish.</p>
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		<title>By: Stone Soup</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stone Soup</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Boom boom krak-oo krak-oo krak-oo is the monkey’s version of “Timber!”&lt;/i&gt;

Researchers are still unable to decipher a similar call from the long-haired and very jittery monkey that they call &quot;Diamond Dave&quot;.  He will sometimes inexplicably exclaim &quot;Bols de bols de bop, diddy bop!&quot;</description>
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<p>Researchers are still unable to decipher a similar call from the long-haired and very jittery monkey that they call &#8220;Diamond Dave&#8221;.  He will sometimes inexplicably exclaim &#8220;Bols de bols de bop, diddy bop!&#8221;</p>
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