THE LIFE OF BATMAN, BY GOOGLE
12.07.09Do you want to know how Joker got those kittens?
TheHighDefinite tipped me off to these short and simple ads for Google. I’ve embedded a few below, the best one being Batman’s life story, in google form. I have to call shenanigans, though. I don’t see a search for “statutory rape laws” +Gotham nor do I see a single search for how to build a hydraulic sex swing. What, we’re supposed to believe he just knew that already? Did Robin tell him?


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No, no…Robin knows it’s “their little secret”…
Nice, nice. But why does Google even need to advertise? bing? No. I didn’t even capitalize it.