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12.03.09
Above: the only Team Edward shirt worth wearing. [io9]
Ten Star Wars quotes that could be said about someone’s sex life. They left out “as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced” . . . *toilet flushing* [Asylum]
Chuck Norris: the flash game. [9mine]
Quentin Tarantino explains why he turned down The Green Lantern, and why he may be one of the last people in Hollywood with some integrity, man. [Filmdrunk]
Ten funniest words in the English language. I don’t see “guttersnipe” on this list, so I call shenanigans. [Gunaxin]
A look back at one of the worst comic books ever: NFL SuperPro [ComicsAlliance]
Yeah, Facebook? Well maybe Nathan had it coming. Maybe he borrowed our Gauntlet NES cartridge and never returned it. You don’t know me. [CollegeHumor]
Video Below: Hamster jazz band to advertise bottled water? Makes total sense to me. [Abroath]
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I really liked the Hamster Jazz Band until they did that rock/fusion album. If I wanted rock I wouldn’t be listening to jazz! Stupid rodents.
EJO’s picture seems to be missing something.
*shoots monitor with 12 gauge from 20 feet*
Ahhh, that’s better.
SHENANIGANS!
Nowhere in that Star Wars sex article was the following listed:
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”
AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!
“Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
Doorman – read the comments.
Danny Trejo thinks EJO is a punta
TEAM DANNY 4 LIFE!!
Hey, I fucking said nowhere in the ARTICLE, fucktard! My cussing proves me right!