12.22.09 THESE LINKS SEEM LEGIT

LOTR Facebook status updates [CollegeHumor]
Mordor was an inside job. [fasel.soup.io]
Vince reviews Avatar so I don’t have to. [Filmdrunk]
Exotic animals, like James Franco, are always better when they’re not sober. [Urlesque]
Just a hunch, but James Franco might not be sober here. [WarmingGlow]
Terry Richardson is a lucky S.O.B. [This link is NSFW]
Ten movie events of this decade that made the movies coming afterwards sucktastic. [Screenrant]
Adding lightsabers can make your favorite pictures pop with class and have top-of-the-line no-joke excellence. [Unreality]

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When I’m in the mood for some Tarkatan food, I eat as Baraka’s Burritos.
Oh look, my virginity grew back with that Mortal Kombat joke.