
The first $99 laptop to go on sale didn’t come from One Laptop Per Child after all. Cherrypal, a company founded by Max Seybold with offices in Hong Kong and California, debuted their newest model, the $99 Cherrypal Africa. The computer is named in reference to the learning center in Ghana where 20 Cherrypal laptops are currently being used by children under the guidance of PAAJAF. I thought that kid who fragged me in Halo the other day sounded Ghanese.
The company has dubbed the computer “small, slow, sufficient”. Here are some specs (full specs here):
- 400 MHz Xburst processor, a mysterious type of Chinese microprocessor that might be based on an ARM core, or perhaps a gerbil on meth. Nobody knows!
- 256 MB RAM
- 2 GB of flash memory
- 7″ screen (800 x 480 pixels)
- runs Linux or Windows CE
- ethernet and 802.11 b/g wireless internet
- SD/MMC card slot
- two USB 1.1 ports and only one USB 2.0 port
- four hour battery life
- weighs 1.2 kg (2.65 lb)
Definitely not something I’d want to be stuck with, but for $99 new it’s a bargain for people just trying to get into the game. I know at least one master of the dank dimension who can afford this computer:

[Sources: itnewsafrica and pcworld]

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This computer would definitely free up more money for me to buy porn.
Somebody’s selling you porn? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Erswi, you have to pay for it if you want the participant to call out your name.
The real question is, how do they teach a donkey to talk?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_$20_Million_Is_Always_the_Hardest
This shit has been done
There is no such thing as a “Ghanese,” you Idiot…
Look it up before your next attempt at professional blogging.
ghanese
A adjective
1 Ghanaian, Ghanese, Ghanian
of or relating to or characteristic of Ghana or its people or language; “Ghanaian cocoa production”
When saying someone “sounded Ghanese”, the word “Ghanese” would be the adjective modifying the noun.