musclemarch

   Congratulations!! Your eyes have AIDS now.

I didn’t write about the game ”Muscle March” earlier because I thought its particular form of insanity was confined to the Japanese market.  Now unrealitymag reports it’s getting an American release this winter:

[You] play one of a couple buff dudes, a chick and a polar bear to chase after a football player who stole your protein powder. And you move the Wiimote to pose in various muscular ways in order to fit through the walls. [unrealitymag]

Watching the trailer, I can’t help thinking this is an elaborate slam on Americans somehow.  Which is unnecessary, as we parody ourselves well enough already, thankyouverymuch.

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