
Twitchfilm has three new clips from Black Lightning (Chyornaya Molniya), the Russian superhero film about a student who finds a flying Volga then decides to use it to fight crime after his father is attacked. So it’s kinda like Spider-Man, but with flying cars and a budget of only $8 million. It’s produced by Timur ”fat Kevin Spacey” Bekmambetov (Wanted, Night Watch, and *sigh* my dreams). There’s a clip and a subtitled trailer below. The clip would have been much better if they’d left out the old ”the engine won’t turn over at a pivotal moment” cliche. Really? The car was capable of flight ten seconds ago, and now it won’t start? And you’re just going to fly off in this janky car without a parachute anyway? That said, I’m still watching this. Flying cars, man.

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I liked Night Watch a lot even though it was a bit hard to follow at times. Hopefully this is good though the premise sounds like something they stole from the disney channel.
We’ll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
We’ll wait in line for hours at the Capitalist Pig McDonalds oh yeah
(I’ll get the McRib I’ll kill to get the McRib)
With maverick fries on the floor they’ll be waiting at the door
You know that ain’t no Borscht we’ll be getting lots of tit
In Black Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go grease lightning you’re burning up the quarter mile
(Black lightning go Black lightning)
Go Black lightning you’re chugging vodka from a little glass vial
You are supreme the chicks’ll cream for Black lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Oh man, I forgot to work in a Hayden Christensen joke in that!
Shouldn’t it be Red Lightning?
Haha, stereotypes!
Wow. Did it just get gayer in here?
You’d think with that kind of technology they could have won the cold war… or at least stop their women from selling themselves to become US citizens
@theend – we’ve got cheetos bro. Cheetos.