Comments on: HARRY POTTER AND THE INSANELY DETAILED THEME PARK

By: Jude Law

Jude Law — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:46:36 +0000

I want a Precious theme park where i can be abused by a 500 pound black woman with hairy legs.

By: chris

chris — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:57:02 +0000

Forget Racoon City.Lets go to Dead Space with the ishimura. Think about it: we can get torn apart by alien-zombies and have fun at the same time.

…actually…why dont they just make the ship from the original movie “alien”

By: MAO

MAO — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:41:16 +0000

That Potter kid who was busted for insane amounts of weed is gonna show up opening day looking for his trailer.
Goddamit why can’t they build something cool like a Resident Evil Racoon City world instead of this Ren Faire lover wet dream.

By: TBG

TBG — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:42:39 +0000

That actually sounds awesome and horrible at the same time. For as much as the lunatics who want to be in that world can actually go. If someone were willing to take donations to fund standing outside and punching the people who show up in robes (not purchased on site), I’ll throw in some money.

Oh well, I guess I’ll never be going there ever again. And I used to like the Dueling Dragons.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 08:16:04 +0000

Will they have an Ogre that yells “NERDS!” and crushes beer cans?

By: Erswi

Erswi — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:51:34 +0000

Does Hogwart’s castle have the Room of Requirement and if so what are the odds that when I visit it will give me Emma Watson and a 5 gallon vat of roofies?

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:32:22 +0000

This is the worst idea ever. Only three rides in the whole area, and only one new one. People will be flooding all of the shops, and it will be impossible to get in or out. And my friends want to go in August. Count me out.

By: Benjamin

Benjamin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:51:51 +0000

ummmmmmm, /center?

By: The Other Matt

The Other Matt — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:37:04 +0000

I was actually just at Universal in Orlando early this month, and that whole section of the park was under heavy construction, obviously. But you could see Hogwarts very very clearly, rising up and over all of the construction fencing and obscuring walls. It was enormous to see.