LINKS WITH SCRABBLE CATS
01.22.10
Precious life! Remember that failed show where Peter Boyle played a cop who was reincarnated into a talking bulldog? The entire pilot is available here. [WarmingGlow]
The only things missing from this “toilet of the future” are the three seashells. [NextRound]
Twilight is getting a manga. It couldn’t possibly be worse than the comic book about Stephenie Meyer. [Filmdrunk]
Betty White gets racy on “Lopez Tonight”. (Heads up: video will autoplay) [InsideTV]
Youtube is going to start renting movies. [InsideMovies]
A summary of Modern Warfare 2: “Ramirez! Do Everything!” [Unreality]
Exclusive preview of “Spider-Man: Fever” by Brendan McCarthy. I had Spider-Man fever once. Then I found out that Tobey Maguire photo was a fake. [ComicsAlliance]
VIDEO BELOW: This ad for a deli in New York City (“The Pump”) parodies other food ads. Pour some of that purple on my salad. [via BoingBoing]

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THERE ARE…FOUR SEASHELLS!
I gotta be honest, I always imagined the toilet of the future would just be these little mini Star Trek transporters that go up my dickhole and ass and just whisk away my bodily waste
to the Republican National Headquartersto France!Then again, glass bottom boats just aren’t as fun with brown play-doh…oh, hey! Something shiny, brb!