IN A GALAXY REALLY NEARBY
02.01.10Bill Parker and some friends (Sean Taylor, Eric Nystrom, and Luke Schleicher) were bored over Christmas break, so they made a short film about what happens when the opening crawl from Star Wars reaches Earth. You can skim over the first minute of the video below.
These guys know how to get my attention. If you make a Star Wars parody with lots of explosions and a Star Trek tie-in, I’ll be all over that at the drop of a hat. I have bought a hat specifically for this purpose.
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I like your hat.
I hear Sandra Bullock taught Darth Vader to love. And to strangle people from across the room.
Darth Vader lived with Jar jar Binks until Sandra Bullock adopted him and made him wear a helmet.
This film had no boobies in it. Therefore I give it a B-. (That’s: Negative boobies.)
The scoreboard at Darth Vader’s first football game showed the scores for the “Home” and “Far, Far Away” teams.