NAUGHTY BEAR WITH A BASEBALL BAT
02.10.10
A new ad for the Naughty Bear game is out (first video below), and this time Naughty Bear is taking on an internet meme with a baseball bat. I hope this becomes a series, with Naughty Bear battling Chuck Norris with laser cats and assaulting Pedobear with a bananaphone.
Speaking of bears, below is also a video of a three-legged bear walking upright. At first I thought this was a fake video showing a real three-legged bear hunched over, then cutting to a long shot of a guy in a bear suit, but then they zoom in and it’s a real freakin’ bear. A bear who walks like a person. Have there been any sightings of a one-armed bigfoot? The only example I can recall is the one who killed Harrison Ford’s wife in a movie, and then Tommy Lee Jones was all like “henhouse outhouse penthouse torn blouse” and OMG you guys it was so awesome.

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A bear that walks upright?
I can bearly contain my excitement!
That is one Ursa Major!
I’d wager to say that *head explodes*