THIS GUY IS THE REAL SPIDERMAN
02.16.10
Jem Stansfield, host of BBC1′s “Bang Goes The Theory,” built two sucker pads (similar to a Gekkomat) out of two regular vacuums, then scaled a 30 ft wall at a school during the Brighton Science Festival Programme (pictures below) and then nearly succeeded in scaling a 100-foot-tall aluminum building (videos below). He may also be a superhero:
He invented the world’s first air-powered motorbike, and won a New Scientist prize for boots that walk on water. More recently he succeeded in making a rocket run on toffee by filling a tube with the sweet and firing nitrous oxide down a hole in the middle of it. It was capable of powering a bicycle ridden by Mr Stansfield at a test base. For his next trick, he hopes to drive a car all the way from London to Manchester, powered only by coffee beans. [DailyMail]
I walk from the couch to the bathroom powered only by coffee beans all the time. Big whoop. Anyway, judging from the videos, this guy knows an awful lot about the suction force of vacuums. I’m not judging. More admiring than anything.




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Yeah, he sounds really smart and all, but as soon as he finally kisses a girl, all of his efforts will be put into getting ass. It’s too bad too. He might have eventually engineered a cure for pussy allergies.
1500 watts is like 2 horsepower. not really amazing
Maybe the next spiderman can use this!!
Carlin. 1500 watts is more than enough to start a car. Thats enought electricity to not sneeze at.
Dude’s not spiderman. He’s a future villain… This is just the part right before his vacuum gets a power surge from a malfunction at the nearby powerplant, fusing the suction crap to his deformed body and turning him into “Suckubus”… the prodigy inventor who had so much potential, his hopes and dreams dashed… he lives only to destroy the hopes of others, while flying around on his coffee powered rocket bike with only the company of his cohort, Toffee, the robot monkey (powered by toffee).
Blah, I would watch the hell out of that movie.
Didn’t Jamie and Adam of Mythbusters try something similar? I believe that Adam had the “winning design”, however, he wasn’t able to make it more than a few feet off the ground. Well, I guess it goes to show you how crappy the Mythbusters are.
This guy is retarded. Doesn’t he know that Spiderman didn’t use any machines at all?
Amazing.
Well classic spiderman built his webslingers… so James is a lair
He’s also a bit if a dick.
That’s not Spiderman, that’s Doc Oc!
BTW, Adam Savage was able to climb up several stories before he stopped, exhausted. That’s more than “a few feet”.
Let me know when they can fuse Adamantium to a skeleton. Would have been a lot cooler to see him climb that building like that.