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future-X-CopsWe posted the teaser and synopsis to Wong Jing’s Future X-Cops a couple months ago.  Now there’s a full trailer with subtitles.  Although who needs subtitles for a movie with theme park mayhem, cops running people over with flying motorcycles, and cyborg assassins with hydra arms, bulletproof bat wings, spike-covered bodies, crab claws, and hands that fire bullets?

They could subtitle this with insults about my mother and I’d still be hopping in my seat and clapping like a coked-up seal on a merry go round.  I’m not sure how a seal would get on the merry go round, or why he would enjoy it so much.  I do know how he got the coke.  Shame on you, Heidi Klum.


More posters and a backup embed of the trailer available at Twitchfilm.