STAR WARS LEGOS ARE DELICIOUS
03.10.10
10-year-old Sophia Heesch bet that she could identify 80 Star Wars Lego figures with her mouth. Hey, we’ve all been there. But, instead of becoming the least popular kid on the bus and never getting the Presidential physical fitness award and growing up to be a blogger, she went on German-language TV show Wetten, dass..? (Wanna Bet) to correctly identify at least four out of five and win the bet. The video is below. I can’t believe how seriously the audience is taking this. Then again, my parents love a game show where people yell at briefcases, and American Idol is in season 83 or whatever. “Swallow That Lego” is starting to sound like good TV right about now.

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My first three years of high school, I couldn’t run a mile or do a push-up. My senior year, I worked out, got in shape and was ready to dominate the Presidential Fitness Awards…then I realized seniors were done with school before they occurred, so my official record for the PFA was 0 push-ups and DQ for the mile.
Crap. I meant pull-ups. Push-ups were easy.
“Das Lego gefühlt warm und fleischig. Wie ist diese salzige Flüssigkeit in meinem Mund?”
Jack! Ewww…
salty partytime?
Oh wow, just looked up Flüssigkeit. Salty fluid partytime would have been better though.
Don’t change, Germany. Don’t you ever change.
That’s not a WTF video. THIS is a WTF video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FUGo5W37fY
Honestly, how did she develop this skill. Also, she’s going to be a popular girl in high school.
And how DARE they sit her in Captain Kirk’s chair?!?!