Just to break from the “royal we” for a moment, your correspondent on this story is, in fact, an avid juggler. Juggling is like nerd herpes, once you catch it, you carry it around for life. So I understand the desire of Jordan Goldklang, aka Jordini, to make something that takes long hours, hard practice, and offers absolutely zero reward unless you enjoy being on cruise ships and street corners a heck of a lot, into a degree, because at least he’ll have something to show for all that time he spent not talking to girls. But dude, Jordan, seriously, a magic major? Come on man. I’ve got a theatre degree, for God’s sake, probably the least employable major on the planet unless you have blackmail photos of website editors incredible writing talent and huge reserves of charm.
If you’re wondering how Goldklang got away with this, no, he didn’t hypnotize school administrators (although we’re not ruling out blackmail). It’s courtesy of the individually designed major program at Indiana University, and we’re sure IU is very proud, and no doubt working on a way to make scholarships refundable. If you live in Indiana, you can catch Jordan at the Bloomington TGI Friday’s, no doubt a preview of his future career.
[Thanks to Eibmoz for the tip.]

He just made himself disappear from his parents’ wills.
By the time he graduates, he should be able to pull his virginity out of his hat.
The Amazing Jordini pays his rent with gold coins that he found behind people’s ears.
Pretty sure “Bachelor of Magic” is going to be an applicable term for a long time.
During his show at TGI Friday’s the deep fryer in the back magically loses it’s attendant.
They’re called illusions Jordan, cmon!
“With a sweet goatee
“And a handful of glow
“I will soon see
“A real lady to know”
Shazaam! (Waits…waits…)
“Goddammit!”
Because history, literature, anthropology and, yes, theater majors never have to learn to ask: “Do you want fries with that?” If you’re going to be unemployable, you may as well have fun doing it.
Hey I know this guy. He’s pretty good.
dude this is trippy. i went to elementary school with this kid…
This is what you expect in obama’s america. just like his magic COLB he made disappear.