Here’s a blast from the early 2000s. Anybody remember “Star Ballz”, the hentai parody of the George Lucas franchise that’s 50% good, give or take a few Ewoks? It was retarded beyond all belief, using the strategy of just referring to as many pop culture phenomena as possible (it actually opened with Beavis and Butthead commenting on the soundtrack), and even doing stuff like taking sound clips from “X-Men”. Oh, and in the trash compactor scene, the Chewie parody bonks Wilson from “Cast Away.” I think that’s what TVTropes calls a Cargo Ship with a side of Squick.

Anyway, as stupid as this movie was and is, apparently it needs a live action remake. Or, rather, some porn director calling himself Axel Braun (…seriously?), has decided to do a live action “Star Wars” porn parody that will probably result in being as stupid as “Star Ballz”. Only this one will be in 3D.

Because that’s what we really needed; watching the waxed nutsack of some talentless bodybuilder calling himself “Nuke Vagstabber” bounce up and down as he violates a life-size Barbie doll anally. In 3D. There have got to be better ways to get your jollies. Right?

[ via Geekscape, and thanks to our resident pervert Burnsy for the tip.]