It’s good to know that some things will never change. For example, I’m quite confident that my family will always bail on me, that rent check won’t ever make it in time and the Japanese will forever build the most disturbing electronics of any country, bar none. Today we focus specifically on the Kyoto-based company Squse and their latest creation -the Robot Hand H-Type. The H-Type actually means a lot to me personally, because it strikes a nerve with a demographic that I hold very near to my heart: the demographic of chronic masturbators who have lost their right arms and are not ambidextrous.

Come on Crunchgear, you can tell us:

The hand’s “bones” are made of polycarbonate, while the skin is silicon rubber. It weighs 340g and can lift up and move objects weighing up to 1.5kg. The secret lies in its 16 joints and 22 actuators.

Needless to say, the Robot Hand H-Type will be used mainly for industrial applications (for “pick and place” actions). Squse says that two auto makers and another two companies from the food industry already showed interest.

*startled, quickly removes penis from digital scale*

Oh hey, what’s up -I didn’t think you’d finish reading that above portion so soon. Anyway, for the economically conscious price tag of just $94,000 you too can own your very own lifelike Robot Hand H-Type today (package even includes hand, arm and an image-processing system). And for everyone out there who is missing their left arm and/or hand…um, just wait a little longer.