Somebody had one of his friends film him while he donned a Batman costume then ninja’d a bag of Taco Bell from a drive-thru costumer.  I’d like to get inside the head of the guy who honked his horn at 1:46. Seriously, dude?  You just saw Batman steal food a minute ago and you’re already in a bad mood again?  How can you not still be laughing?  Somebody needs to eat their fourth meal in time out.

The audio isn’t the clearest, but around 1:37 you can hear the driver say, “We’re going to go look for him after we leave.”  Which makes this joke all the more apt:

He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him, because he stole our order of Nachos Supreme. [TheDailyWhat]

BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS.  Clearly, he stole a bag of cinnamon twists churros, ’cause churros are awesome.  Also, I heard he likes to watch Robin eat churros.  Slowly.  Just what I heard.