Juan of the Dead
08.24.10When I heard about this film on QuietEarth a few months ago, I began waiting impatiently for a video clip. Which is a lot like waiting patiently, except my staring at the wall is occasionally punctuated by pointing at the cat and yelling, “Why isn’t it here yet?”
Er, anyway, the movie’s about a slacker in Cuba who spots a money-making opportunity when a zombie outbreak occurs: killing people’s infected loved ones for cash. As the outbreak grows out of control and Cubans flee the country by sea [political subtext much?], Juan drops his slacker ways to become the hero who stays behind and takes back the country, one improvised weapon to the neck at a time. It’s the heartwarming story of the summer.
“You’re changing those zombies’ lives.”
“Naw, they’re changin’ mine, cabrón.”
I smell Oscar.
One more trailer available at BleedingCool.


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I smell Oscar.
And Pablo. And Javier. And Juanita. And Francisco.
(they’re rotting corpses, you see.)
Not to be confused with the story of an infant Chinese boy who inherits his parents’ fortune, Yuan of the Dead.
Or the delicious desert that turns diners into zombies.
Flan of the Dead