The Asylum and SyFy have teamed up with Mary Lambert, the director of Pet Semetary (and nothing else I’ve ever heard of), and Naomi L. Selfman, the writer of Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, to make Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. (That’s a movie, not a large group sexual position . . . yet.) Debbie Gibson will play an animal rights activist who releases the snakes (not a euphemism), and Tiffany will play a park ranger who comes up with a brilliant, alligator-related plan to deal with the snake problem.  And, really, what brilliant plans aren’t alligator-related?  Also, the film will feature Micky Dolenz as Himself (no, really).  So he’s still alive.

I understand what a Mega Python is, but Gatoroids?  Mamma says Gatoroids are angry because their little arms can’t reach with the Preparation-H.  Well, maybe that’s not it.  As the clips below explain, Gatoroids are so named because they were created by feeding steroids to gators.  As one does.  SCIENCE. After the jump are the five clips, including a cleavagey catfight between Tiffany and Debbie Gibson for some reason.