New, Longer Thor Trailer
02.18.11
Marvel has released a third, oddly-paced trailer for Thor, which opens May 6th. I’m still not sure about this movie. Kenneth Branagh as the director works for me; a script written by the people behind Agent Cody Banks
and 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, on the other hand, has me concerned. I don’t remember Thor ever wooing Hilary Duff or somehow making Jessica Alba boring. I heard they had to kill off one of the Fantastic Four as karmic punishment for that movie. Just what I heard.
Check out the video below to watch Kat Dennings being comic relief and Natalie Portman looking perpetually concerned/confused and to watch Chris Hemsworth walking around shirtless, apparently battling Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still (that metal bastard hasn’t aged a day), and ordering coffee refills like a boss.
Available in HD at Yahoo. [via FirstShowing]

Who knew Norse mythology had black dudes in it?
For that matter, who knew Norse gods had vaguely British accents? Or that Thor was blonde?
That said, this is Marvel’s interpretation/vision… it’s never been accurate to the Eddas or any other version, even long before the movie was being made.
gif of natalie portman running in slow motion, please.
In old days they called it magic, your people cal it science. Madam Cleo called it “de align-ning of de stahrs”
I see Thor in flannel shirts and my brain keeps screaming “TOBY KEITH… IS… THOR, Y’ALL!”