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Of Course China Built A Sperm-Collecting Machine

04.28.11 Written by RoboPanda

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TAGS: CHINA, HOLY S, I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO STOP SNIFFING GLUE, INFORMATION YOU NEED, IT'S FOR A FRIEND, SERIOUSLY DUDE?, Tech, WTF
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There are 6 comments about:

Of Course China Built A Sperm-Collecting Machine

  1. 04.28.11 at 10:51 am
    Homo Erectus

    Oh! Oh! Harder, R2, harder!

  2. 04.28.11 at 2:10 pm
    BoDawg

    I didn’t notice any way to angle the insertion point or adjust the height….so I think I’m going to wait for cumBot 2.0

  3. 04.28.11 at 4:56 pm
    Burnsy

    If I wanted to bang a robot, I’d call Ellen Page.

    *flips scarf, wheels Sperm Collector away*

  4. 04.29.11 at 3:07 pm
    Stan Oliver

    That is the droid we’re looking for!

  5. 04.29.11 at 7:53 pm
    Minceword

    I see this with a coinslot in a bar in the relative future….

  6. 05.04.11 at 1:30 pm
    Jacktion!

    Do they make any taller ones? If an Asian woman has to bend way over to stick her finger in it, then it’s too low for me to use.

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