The last time we met up with jewelry designer, T. Shamir, not a whole lot was known about the guy, except for the fact that he enjoyed firing off mini cannons dangerously close to his computer monitor. Well, now T. Shamir is back and you can bet your balls that he’s, once again, brought the miniature hand of justice along with him -this time in the form of a custom, pygmy-sized crossbow, complete with a 22K gold pistol grip, a solid silver body, steel strings and even a tiny, oh so cute, little aiming sight.
T. Shamir explains:
“This miniature crossbow works in exactly the same way as the common full-size hunting crossbow,” he says, “but in terms of power to weight ratio, the mini crossbow is almost 4X stronger.” [TheDailyWh.at]
In the video after the jump, our man causes all kinds of mayhem demonstrating the effectiveness of the mini crossbow, even escalating to the point of firing off tiny flaming rounds at wall-mounted targets. Kind of seem a little unsafe, if you ask me, but who the hell am I to tell a dude with a shrunken crossbow what to do? I just work here.
[via TheDailyWh.at]


That’s the most useless thing that I need really really bad.
It’s like he doesn’t have the balls for big murder.
While this has nothing remotely related to the subject at hand, it does remind me of the days long ago in a photo lab where we would devise many weapons constructed of rubber bands and whatever. Usually tested on the poor guy who mounted slides. Then one day he showed us what he had made from a Q-Tip shaft and Xacto blade. He fired it from the nozzle of his airhose, and the tiny spear would stick solidly into the wall. And he was not fucked with again.
I appreciate how calm the archer sits there as he watches the start of the fire that gutted his apartment.
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