You know, usually when I’m not perfecting my homemade HPV vaccine (still needs more BBQ sauce), I like to imagine what the hell it would be like if, say, Pulp Fiction and Star Wars had a baby together. More so, I tend to just wonder what the hell Vincent and Jules would wax sentimental about, if both happened to be Rebel X-Wing pilots. Well, spank me and call me Jennifer, because YouTube user DavidWilm has taken all of the guess work out and actually edited together a brief minute of what this situation would be like. A Royale with cheese, in space, if you will.
Video after the jump:


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Somebody already gave us what a Star Wars/Pulp Fiction love child would look like… 10 years ago. Just google “Pulp Phantom”.
Tony is an ideal guy to know. He is a helluva great guy. He is up to date on his Star Wars/Pulp Fiction mashups, and he requires the rest of us to be aware of this. Bless you, Tony! Bless your wonderful heart! I was almost about to enjoy this post too; how stupid would that have been? Pretty fuckin stupid, huh!
And if anyone was hoping that the shit Tony was referring to was any good. Don’t bother. It’s not. It’s a poorly done flash movie, even for 2001.
I think this may be the greatest thing ive seen this year.
Geordie Starwars also used pulp fiction lines… quality is crap, but it’s a good watch at 3 in the morning.