Kate Upton’s First Bikini Shoot Of 2012 Is Worth Updating About On Saturday |With Leather|

Dude Blows the Roof off the ‘American Idol’ Dump By Singing the ‘Family Matters’ Theme |Warming Glow|

Fan-Made Pop Culture Hello Kitty Toys Are Cute, Possibly Illegal |UPROXX|

Kevin Love’s Game Winning Three Breaks The Clippers 101-98 |Smoking Section|

Hazel Jones’s two vaginas are freely available on YouTube |Film Drunk|

Real-Life Beavis And Butt-Head Are Pure Nightmare Fuel |UPROXX|

A Premature Tribute To Paul Rudd’s Bobby Newport |UPROXX|

David Beckham Wants To Sue This Prostitute |With Leather|

Cable TV Is Full of Liars |Warming Glow|

‘Archer’ Meets ‘Mad Men’ For Quite Possibly The Most Appropriate TV Mashup Yet |UPROXX|

Review: Red Tails |Film Drunk|

10 Reasons To Shop At Wal-Mart |Buzzfeed|

Hip Hop’s Finest Hour… “IMDABES” |GorillaMask|

9 Funny Tourist Photobombs |HuffPost Comedy|

Redesigns of Classic Hip-Hop Album Covers |High Definite|

Five Movies where One Actor has Five or More Roles |Unreality|

R2-D2 Area Rug: You’re Standing on the Droid You’re Looking for |Technabob|

The 10 least plausible movie stunts ever. Complete with SOPA-unfriendly videos |FARK|

Man Sues Rupert Murdoch For Defaming Him Through ‘Donnie Darko’ and ‘The X-Files’ |The FW|

VIDEO BELOW: Kitty needs her medicine. |via Buzzfeed|

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EXCLUSIVE: ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 1 Death Montage |Warming Glow|

Fake Anything Is Readying An Ad Campaign For All Of Your Inside Jokes |UPROXX|

StuntBusters: Like MythBusters, But With More Exploding Death |With Leather|

Michael J. Fox Re-Enacted the Johnny B. Goode Scene from Back to the Future |Film Drunk|

Axl Rose Gives His First Televised Interview In Ten Years |UPROXX|

Rocawear Pulls Occupy Wall Street-Themed Shirts |Smoking Section|

Frank Miller is a delusional, curmudgeonly old A-hole |Film Drunk|

The Best Of ‘Happy Endings’ #Max Blum |UPROXX|

R.I.P. The Fake ‘Jack & Jill’ Twitter Account |UPROXX|

Coonskin Cap Witness: Florida or Ohio? |Warming Glow|

A Game In Pictures: The 2011 Carrier Classic |With Leather|

Bully vs. Sleeping Inmate |GorillaMask|

Further Inventions On How To Be A Jerk |I-Am-Bored|

10 Awesomely Creative Thanksgiving Centerpieces |The FW|

10 Reasons Life in Skyrim Will Be Better Than Real Life |Adult Swim|

A Very Young Stephen Colbert In FirsTier Bank Commercial |Buzzfeed|

Modern Warfare 3 Sets Record with $400M in Sales in 24 Hours |Technabob|

10 Movie Characters Who Should Have Died When They Had The Chance |Pajiba|

‘J. Edgar’ Movie Math: How Clint Eastwood May Have Formulated His Latest Film |Moviefone|

The Seven Rules of Engagement When Dealing With Your Eskimo Brother |The Smoking Jacket|

VIDEO (AND MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT) BELOW: Nice shoes, d!ck. |via Arbroath|

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Instead of the usual links post, today we’re going to do a round-up of some of our most shared posts from the past couple weeks. We’ll also have a new post up later. Until then, let these posts keep you company:

• The Star Wars Alphabet Guessing Game: Can You Guess Them All?
• The Best of 1960s Spider-Man Meme, Part 2
• Custom Calvin & Hobbes Sneakers by Aaron Nason
• I must posses this.
• The video game art of Aled Lewis.
• A Golden Treasury of Avengers Photoshops
• Middle-Aged Unemployed Ninja Briton
• Mila Kunis loves WoW
• Justice League of the Americas will make you wish for a western
• More Star Wars blu-ray edits no less ridiculous than the real ones
• Geeky Dog Costumes Have Never Been Cuter
• The Many Faces Of Catwoman.
• 7 Monstrous Cthulhu Tattoos
• Slingshot Cannon Versus A Car
• The Video Game Inspired Prints of Xiaobaosg
• This is a Triumph: Live-Action Portal Short Film
• Gamestop is Sorry They Stole From You.
• Classic Video Games As Dramatic Plays
• Let Peter Dinklage Be MODOK!
• These Metal Bras Look Super Comfortable.
• The Alternate Histories of Matthew Buchholz

VIDEO AND GIF BELOW: This puppy found the perfect spot to chill. |via TheFrogman|

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Frotcast 56: Justin Halpern, Weird Things in Theaters, Burnsy’s Corner |Film Drunk|

Jay Cutler and Chad Ochocinco and the Models of the Diesel Swimsuit Show |With Leather|

Epic Presidential Bad*ssery with DeviantArt |UPROXX|

Kurt Sutter’s Awesomely-Profane Twitter Rant |WarmingGlow|

Ochocinco Says “F*ck All Defensive Backs” |TSS|

Die Hard Anniversary Provides Excuse for Christina Hendricks .gif |UPROXX|

Elin Nordegren Likes You for Who You Are on the Inside |WithLeather|

A Bunch Of Harry Potter Gifs |UPROXX|

Top 10 Hollywood GILFs |Pajiba|

Stay Out of Prison Thanks to Breaking Bad |UGO|

A Gallery of When Pixar Comes to Life |Unreality|

Why Steve Buscemi Refuses to Fix His Teeth |FARK|

Adult Swim’s Most Awkward Comic-Con Memories |Adult Swim|

Timberlake Accepts His Own Marine Corps Invite |The Daily What|

The 8 Most Absoludicrous Examples of Mr. T Merchandise |Topless Robot|

VIDEO BELOW: “The world’s most useful dog” |via Reddit|

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MC Hammer Next To Be Sacrificed To The Juggalos At Their Annual Gathering [Uproxx]

50 Objects That Look A Little Like Jesus [Uproxx]

12 Of The Most Eye-Opening Best Of Behind-The-Scenes Photos [Uproxx]

P Diddy models his Zach Galifianakis t-shirt [Filmdrunk]

TV Gourmet: The Good Morning Burger, Rachel’s Trifle, and Other TV Food [WarmingGlow]

Yo! Andrea Petkovic Raps [WithLeather]

Lupe Fiasco: Obama Is “The Biggest Terrorist” [TSS]

The NY Times Names Lloyd Banks New York’s Most Important Rapper [RealTalkNY]

Time To Waste With Uwe Boll [AdultSwim]

John Malkovich Robbed In Prague [ForkParty]

The Bruce Willis And Bruce Willis Portrait [NextRound]

‘The Heming Way’: Bro Icon Ernest Hemingway On Women [Brobible]

The Most Valuable Comics On the Market: Check Dad’s Basement [UGO]

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Oshokuji no Jikan DVD [ToplessRobot]

When Should We Stop Calling Them “Girls”? The Coolest Chicks Of The Bond Flicks [Pajiba]

DC Comics’ reboot of its entire superhero line happens to feature Superboy with a tattoo. BUT HOW? [Fark]

VIDEO BELOW: Epic beer commercial [via Buzzfeed]

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So, somebody has decided to attach a minifridge to an air cannon, to fire beer.  And not just to fire any beer, to fire four different types of beer.  And he even designed a smartphone app for it that allows you to select the beer type, aim the cannon at yourself, and then fire the beer at you where either you’ll catch it or receive a head injury the emergency room will find hilarious.

Yes, it’s the perfect beer cannon, technically.  We say “technically” because Budweiser and its variants are not actually beer, but we’re sure the creator of this beerbot will discover that decent beer can be found in cans (we recommend Oskar Blues, especially the joy in a can that is Old Chub).  Slide of the nearly perfect device on the next slide.