Check out this sweet zombieblaster.  Gang members in China are making custom shotgun revolvers that use standard 12 gauge shotgun shells.  This isn’t the first shotgun revolver (“The Judge” holds that distinction), but it may be the only one that fires regular 12 gauge rounds.  For some reason, the gang members branded this gun “Made in USA”.  Maybe to cover up that it’s drenched in lead paint.  Now that would be dangerous.

The street price on one of these in Taiwan is US$7000 to $9000. Which is good, because the monkeys and the chimps and this macaque can’t afford that.  But imagine if they could. If you’re having trouble imagining it, here’s a helpful .gif:

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This guy built his own highly-dangerous 320mA – 465mW phaser (video below).  I have food poisoning, so I can’t be arsed to figure out those instructions right now, but I will say it looks pretty easy to build considering what it can do.  Sure, you may accidentally start a fire or aim it at reflective surface and blind yourself, but how cool will you be at the assisted living facility when you tell everyone you’re blind because you shot yourself with a phaser?  Show those macular degeneration suckas what’s what.  Oh, you have a serious disease?  I have a laser gun.  Pew pew.

[Thanks to Trey for the tip.  Banner pic via tshirtbordello.]

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