TheFrogman rephrased several well-known movie quotes in a way befitting Joseph Ducreux. Then Canv.as took the ball and ran with it, creating several more “Famous movie quotes as if spoken by a proper Englishman” image macros, and they did so — uncharacteristically for a site started by 4chan’s moot — with a bare minimum of references to the “@ss to @ss” scene in Requiem for a Dream. I didn’t say there were no references, of course . . .

Check out the gallery for a selection of the best image macros from this meme using quotes from sci-fi, fantasy, and superhero movies.

[Sources: Slacktory, Canv.as, Geekosystem]

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Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All [Uproxx]

iPad Your Wallet For Apple News [UproxxNews]

Alice Eve backed out of X-Men: First Class (rumored to have been unhappy with script rewrites) and January Jones is now cast [Filmdrunk]

Doctors with Guns. We’re gonna need a hot lead injection, stat. [WarmingGlow]

Guy sets himself on fire and circles the bases [WithLeather]

Krispy Kreme Cheesburger you say?  The Iowan in me wants to know if we can deep fry this on a stick. [TheSmokingSection]

Yesterday was National Bad Poetry Day. Buzzfeed celebrated with excerpts from bad Twilight poetry [Buzzfeed]

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children’s Cartoons [Asylum]

‘Eye of the Tiger’ Performed Just on iPads [Urlesque]

10 Awesome Moments in Luke Cage: Power Man [ComicsAlliance]

The Most Obscene Athlete Extravagances [BleacherReport]

VIDEO BELOW: Blowing up watermelons with 10,000 volts of electricity. Because we can. [via MAKE]

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What to do when your mom unfriends you. [Uproxx]

Trailer for Piranha 3D, AKA “boobs and Dr. Brown” [Filmdrunk]

Alex Trebek’s outtakes to a 900-number commercial. [WarmingGlow]

“Hey, race cars aren’t supposed to fly.” [WithLeather]

Awesome fan-made Iron Man 2 posters [ComicsAlliance]

“The researchers conclude that, when in the presence of a desirable female, the average male’s production of cortisol shoots up by roughly the same amount as it would if he were in the process of jumping from an airplane.” [Asylum]

Johnny Depp rescues friend from mugger. [Fark]

How to tell which Brendan Fraser movie you are watching (flowchart) [NextRound]

50 green apps (some of them free) that make every day Earth Day [TheBachelorGuy]

People shot in the face with cupcakes in super slow motion, because why not? [Urlesque]

VIDEO BELOW: This guy ghost riding a John Deere lawn tractor to Gucci Mane’s ‘Wasted’ could easily be the coolest guy in my neighborhood.  Yee to the Haw and you don’t stop. [DailyWhat]

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The abridged script for Avatar totally jumped on my leonopteryx. [Filmdrunk]

Salma Hayek in drag looks like Stuart Townsend.  Now picture Salma Hayek dating Charlize Theron.  Nice. [Unreality]

A classic Conan O’Brien clip where he and friends perform Led Zeppelin’s “Dazed and Confused” and slay George Plimpton. [WarmingGlow]

Mel Gibson talks about Mad Max 4 and Vikings. [ScreenRant]

Jonah Hill expects to start shooting a remake of Neckbeard McSmokesalot 21 Jump Street later this year. [Pajiba]

New print from Brandon Bird: The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, starring Steven Seagal. [ComicsAlliance]

Here’s the helicopter explosion scene from the last episode of 24. [InsideTV]

BELOW: A .gif that requires no explanation.

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25 best memes of 2009.  Joseph Ducreux entreats that you raise your hands into the air and flail them about as if there were no repurcussions. [HolyTaco]

Twilight is the most entertaining trainwreck of 2009, and here’s why. [Filmdrunk]

This guy has an awesome name. [ProbablyBadNews]

The end of free network TV is nigh. [WarmingGlow]

Great paper-cut art by Peter Callesen. [ASingleSheetOfPaper]

This is my new desktop background. [imgur] 

VIDEO BELOW: Zookeepers at the Bronx Zoo gave the squirrel monkeys a special holiday treat they had never had before: Jell-O with blueberries. [Buzzfeed]

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