A Korean man (who isn’t James Franco) recently had a marriage ceremony with his dakimakura (a body pillow with an anime character printed on it).  The character in this case is Fate Testarossa from the majokko Anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.  Or maybe it’s Destiny Countach from the tapioca Anime series Mahi Mahi Harmony Aloha.  Who the hell cares?  Dudes are marrying pillows now.  Game over, man.  Game over.

There’s a video below of this guy taking his pillow to a carnival and a restaurant.  He ordered a plate of food for the pillow.  Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about giving my car a person’s name.  At least I don’t try to feed it french fries.  Then again, he told me he only eats venison and pedestrians, so trying to feed him french fries would just be silly.

[ToplessRobot]

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I couldn’t decide which of these videos to make a post about, so you’re getting all four of them. These are the important clips you need to familiarize yourself with in order to survive in today’s fast-paced economy:

1. The law firm of Trolman, Glaser & Lichtman makes fun of gamers with this ad. [via BoingBoing]
2. Here’s that “FarmVille” parody ad that’s been going around for the past couple weeks, made by Toby Turner.
3. I posted that older video as a backstory for this one.  He made another parody ad.  This one’s for Mafia Wars. [via TheHighDefinite]
4. A bunch of guys in Korea (the Seoul Dancetroopers) dressed up as stormtroopers and danced in public to K-pop music by the Wonder Girls.  So, that exists now. [via ToplessRobot]

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